Zany Noise Aficionado Pillows

'That's NOT crickets - it's zippers!'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

Jazz is Invented

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"You know damn well what noise!"

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

"Turn down the bass."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Playing dustbins

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

We're barely gonna make it!

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."