Zany Noise Aficionado T-Shirts

'That's NOT crickets - it's zippers!'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Jazz is Invented

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"You know damn well what noise!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

"Turn down the bass."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Playing dustbins

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Please. Don't get me started.'

We're barely gonna make it!

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest