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The funny side of inflation

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

Animal Band.

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

"What the hell do you mean you don't think it's mine?!"

'... And here's one I made earlier.'

'Today's horoscope...Uranus is shining brightly and you'll have a chance encounter with a Leo...Huh!...what a load of mumbo jumbo'

"Check this out. If you pace back and forth, it hypnotizes them and they give you a steak."

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

Footballer pushes a giant football up the hill.

Acme Crazy Straws

"I propose we put all our eggs in one basket."

"Honey, did you incorporate our entire home into one of your zany health smoothies."

Z is for Zachary Zeus, a Zany zebra from Zambia flying a Zeppelin with an unzipped zipper while sipping Zinfandel wine with a zucchini garnish and looking oh so zippy-dee-do-da...

Time flies when you're having fun.

"Is that in Lbs or Euros?"

Luke Flywalker.

A zebra and a lion taking a selfie

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'

Old MacDonald had an Office

'I'm your best friend, so I'll be honest with you--do yourself a favor and take up ping-pong.'

'That's NOT crickets - it's zippers!'

'A lot of rubbish. We Leos aren't that easily fooled.'

The crazier golf company: Golf ball goes 'in' and 'out' of the desk boxes.

"Going up...first floor...zebras antelopes and gnus second floor...young buffalo live shoppers and tourists..."

"I'm a pisces too."

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

Man sees running figure escaping from crosswalk sign.