European Adventure Gifts

A Practical Memento.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Easter Island legs

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Cat box"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Desert Island Meals.

Beach con-man.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Bite out of fishing pier.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

World Tour.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'