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'And this is where we do our business.'

"Two Rodent-Americans Pursed by a Feline-American."

"She's not fat! She's Rubenesque!!"

Torturing the English Language

'I've been reduced to a sexual innuendo'

"Don't think of this as getting fired."

"It looks like long term gains are up!"

'Mr Wilks, I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific than 'an unidentified item in the bagging area'.'

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Slugfest!

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

"What a sad species humans are!"

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

Couple

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Bring your problems to work day.

Unhappy clown.

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

The Nature Writer Writer.

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

Life can be beautiful, Al. But for you, the fly in the ointment is your self-loathing. So, my question to you is, what's the fly doing in the ointment? The backstroke!