Euphemism Explorer Gifts

"Two Rodent-Americans Pursed by a Feline-American."

"She's not fat! She's Rubenesque!!"

'I've been reduced to a sexual innuendo'

"Don't think of this as getting fired."

"It looks like long term gains are up!"

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Postwar is hell."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Great coffee, Carole."

Slugfest!

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"What a sad species humans are!"

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'We finally learned to communicate, and he's worse than I thought he was!

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Wife takes husband's place in the pub

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

Couple

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

Bring your problems to work day.

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

Unhappy clown.

'What's the point of suffering from depression if nobody notices?'

The Nature Writer Writer.

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"

Looking inside the internal maze,