
Howdy dowdy? My doody's just fine, as you can see...
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Howdy dowdy? My doody's just fine, as you can see...
'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'
'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'
"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."
Torturing the English Language
'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'
Reading my Critics
'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'
"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"
"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."
"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."
"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."
'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'
"They're comfortable."
Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.
"She wishes to range free!"
A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.
'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'
Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.
Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six
Romeo & Juliet & Ron
"Yeah, I don't like this part either."
'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'
'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'
'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'
King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.
A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.
How Amazon was invented
'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'
"...And that's how to translate honey into money."
'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'
Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet
"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."
Kissing the Blarney Stone.
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