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"And in this corner, still undefeated, Frank's long held beliefs!"

Torturing the English Language

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

Chiller Theatre

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Pastorius wonders why.

Czarcasm

"Needs to get a life"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Is this who I am?"

Phoenix

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"But what if this is all there is?"

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."