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'Malcolm is unswayed by post-foundationalist trendiness.'

"The person who is certain he is right is certain to be wrong."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'The Questioner'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Zenemies.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Pastorius wonders why.

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

How world war III started.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Human rights

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.