A mother taking her daughter to her first dinner party
Etiquette Newbie Gifts
Looking for gift ideas for someone new to etiquette? Our collection offers light-hearted, clever products that celebrate their fresh start and eagerness to learn social graces. Whether they’re attending their first dinner party or mastering manners at work, these gifts add a playful touch to their etiquette journey. From witty mugs to stylish prints, find something unique that celebrates their progress with humor and heart.
"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."
'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'
'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'
"Oh no, after you. I insist!"
"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"
"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"
"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."
'Er . . . and a fork for me...'
"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."
'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'
"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"
Illustration from an Unpublished Novel
"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"
"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"
'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'
"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"
"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."
'He bowed lower for me than for you.'
'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'
"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"
Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic
'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'
"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"
Awkward First Dates
'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'
'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'
Only One Item or Fewer.
"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."
'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'
'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'
Etiquette Newbie Gifts Collection
Etiquette Newbie Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for more witty and thoughtful gifts perfect for etiquette newbies eager to start their social journey.
Etiquette Newbie Pillows
Find cozy pillows with witty sayings that encourage and support etiquette newcomers on their path of social grace.
Etiquette Newbie Prints
Check out our stylish prints that add humor and personality to any space, celebrating the etiquette learner’s journey.
Etiquette Newbie T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts designed to celebrate the humorous side of mastering etiquette—fun apparel for their social adventures.