Man-spreading, Dutch style.
Etiquette Humorist Gifts
Looking for a gift that merges sophistication with a touch of humor? Our etiquette humorist collection features clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints, perfect for anyone who loves to blend civility with comedy. Whether they’re a lover of good manners or enjoy witty takes on social graces, these items add a playful twist to their collection. Surprise a friend or treat yourself with our fun and thoughtful selection—ideal for those who appreciate the art of etiquette served with a side of humor.
"Pssst! It's the invisible man. Try not to stare at his new hair piece."
Nothing to be taken from this window until 10 a.m.
'How about using a knife like everyone else?'
'it's okay. The package says 'facial quality'.'
"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."
Please Wipe Your Big Feet!
Ethics exam cheater.
'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'
'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'
"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."
Three-way mirror
Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.
"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"
"We want supervisors who know noses and never leave a grindstone unturned."
"I see from your resume you have a black belt in accountancy."
"Baxter, I'm doing an online course in delegating and I want you to sit the exam for me."
"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."
"Good news! Your bankruptcy is only moral."
Cheeky Devil and Thief LTD
"I'm pretty sure the term is 'interface,' not 'in your face.'"
"No, I don't call it 'sexual harassment'. I call it casual friday!"
'Hunch your shoulders, Son.'
To Hell with Protocol, Walk In
"You're doing it wrong."
'There's nothing wrong with you, but I'd still like to operate on you. There's a sweet motorcycle I'd like to buy, and I need the money.'
'You either need an antihistamine or a heart transplant -- I'll have to check your credit rating to be sure.'
Oh, you shouldn't have. Shouldn't have what? Really, it's just too much. So thoughtful. Very kind. I have no idea what you're talking about. But I hope you're being sarcastic. Because I'm going to be really upset if you're genuinely accusing me of being thoughtful and kind. How could you forget, you cheap and callous bottom feeder? That's better. Now, what are you talking about?
Harold...your human is open.
"At least I'm learning right from wrong."
"Yes, I'm vegan and no longer eat the prey animals but it's still a lot of fun to kill them!"
"They always remember 'bring a dish,' but they always forget 'to pass.'"
'So? What's the problem?'
Man crawling onto island sees sign saying no shirt, no shoes, no service.
Man teeing off: 'Hole 6 Par Fore!'
Etiquette Humorist Gifts Collection
Etiquette Humorist Mugs
Discover our collection of etiquette humorist mugs—combining wit and style, they’re ideal for any coffee or tea lover with a sense of humor.
Etiquette Humorist Pillows
Delight someone special with our humor-filled pillows inspired by etiquette—perfect for adding a lighthearted touch to any space.
Etiquette Humorist Prints
Bring a smile to their wall with our etiquette humorist prints—think clever, funny, and beautifully designed artwork to brighten up any room.
Etiquette Humorist T-Shirts
Explore our etiquette humorist t-shirts—witty designs that bring humor to everyday fashion for those who love clever social commentary.