Dress Code Humorist Gifts

"No, I don't call it 'sexual harassment'. I call it casual friday!"

'So? What's the problem?'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

Golfing Boss

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"In this company the managers and workers see eye to eye...you just have to ask the caretaker for a ladder."

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

Three-way mirror

Circus trousers

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Unsuitable clothing.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."