Dress Code Jokester Gifts

Didn't you get the memo about dress code?

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'It's just a precaution, the anesthetist can't find his wedding ring.'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

Suits you Sir!

Gang of Musicians

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

'Will you stop saying 'try not to get blood all over everything!'.'

Store sells too short t-shirts.

'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.'

"Doctor - can I administer my own anaesthetic?"

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

Barrister laughing at the judge's jokes

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

'Murder my spouse? Oh, that's nothing but an old wives' tale.'

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

'Good grief-it's Doris'

"Be honest: Does this shirt make me look like a blockhead?"

"No, I don't call it 'sexual harassment'. I call it casual friday!"

"I'm recommending a transplant. I'm transplanting you to another hospital."