Dress Code Jokester T-Shirts

Didn't you get the memo about dress code?

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

'Who's ready for laughter-- the best medicine?!!!'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

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'It's just a precaution, the anesthetist can't find his wedding ring.'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

'Will you stop saying 'try not to get blood all over everything!'.'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

Suits you Sir!

Store sells too short t-shirts.

Gang of Musicians

It's my summer robe.

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.'

"Doctor - can I administer my own anaesthetic?"

'Did you or did you not make my client laugh so hard that milk came out his nose, causing the kids at his cafeteria table to laugh at him?'

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

'Crash test dummy parking only' sign.

Barrister laughing at the judge's jokes

I just wish he'd warn us when he's going to have an out-of-body-odor experience.

'Murder my spouse? Oh, that's nothing but an old wives' tale.'

'Good grief-it's Doris'

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

"Be honest: Does this shirt make me look like a blockhead?"

'Please put down that photo of Cindy Crawford, ma'am.'

"No, I don't call it 'sexual harassment'. I call it casual friday!"