Ethical Investment Expert Gifts

"It just appeared after I'd transferred my portfolio into ethical investments."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

Long and Short term investments.

Out of control

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

Currency Stimulus.

A wiser and a better man

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

'Jeez! I never realized just sitting and trying not to look stupid was so exhausting.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

IOC and human rights.

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

It's 10 p.m. Do you know how low your investment banking stocks can go?

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

The market went up and down, up and down, up and down...

Investor feels ruined after viewing abstract painting in gallery.

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."