Financial Ethics Advocate Gifts

How do ordinary people feel about the pandora papers?

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

Slavery Reparations

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.'

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?"

"Honestly, doing the right thing is going to be a big change for us."

'And get this: just when I thought the worst was over, the media blasts me for 'opportunistic, predatory business tactics!' Boy, did THAT sting!'

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

Wall Street In Jail

Free-range C.E.O.s

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

"So what else can we get our customers to do online themselves and charge them for it?"

'This is one of the drawbacks to leading by example.'

Corporate Responsibility - All front with nothing behind it.

"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water."

Global Industries: "Committed to low-intensity, sustainable exploitation of poor countries around the world since 1961."

"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

'That, sir - that dismissive little hand wave? It's way too Enron.'

Holistic Stocks, Inc.

"It just appeared after I'd transferred my portfolio into ethical investments."

"I hope they cut your loopholes on dividends and capital gains!"

'Does anyone see a reason why this new market strategy shouldn't move forward?...It's more an illegal scheme than a strategy, not to mention awfully immoral...in other words, blah blah blah windfall profits blah...'

"You know what I think, folks? Improving technology isn't important. Increased profits aren't important. What's important is to be warm, decent human beings."

'I've discovered a way to increase profits on our pills. More cotton wool in the bottles.'

'Miss Webley, dump all our bailout funds into my offshore account, but make it look like an accident.'

'The hospital is billing me for my out-of-body experience!'

'Although our tank does not deal with hostility in a positive way, gentlemen, it certainly deals with hostility in an effective way.'

'I want to sue that guy for slander. He called me 'Responsible' and 'Ethical'!'