Ethical Investment Expert Mugs

"It just appeared after I'd transferred my portfolio into ethical investments."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

Snowflake Investments...penny stocks, junk bonds: 'Here today, gone tomorrow!'

Out of control

'Can you see the future of my 401(k)?'

Long and Short term investments.

'Tech stocks rose on news that nerds are now considered 'hip'.'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

A wiser and a better man

Currency Stimulus.

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

'Jeez! I never realized just sitting and trying not to look stupid was so exhausting.'

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

IOC and human rights.

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

'I know exactly how you feel, kid. I remember when I wiped out my first client. Of course, I'd been at the job more than 15 minutes.'

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

The market went up and down, up and down, up and down...

It's 10 p.m. Do you know how low your investment banking stocks can go?

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

Investor feels ruined after viewing abstract painting in gallery.