Ethical Entertainer Pillows

"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"

"Unless you can prove their training was cruelty-free, you don't have a chance in this business."

Employee Evaluation - I'm sorry, but we have stopped animal testing.

Ethics exam cheater.

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'I'm dreaming of a green Christmas, with every recycled Christmas card I write...'

'Don't you ever knock?'

Clive Anderson

The Ekert Saga: 'Let's put it this way...can you imagine how the world would be if everyone actually practiced hat they preach about following the 'golden rule'?

'Yes, yes, Rupert, you are still a mighty hunter. Now, please bring the turkey back to Luisa in the kitchen.'

Pottery Slam

"Let there be light hors d'oeuvres."

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

"Would you consider selling me the TV and movie rights to what you just told me?"

"But if I don't know the corporate values then I'm not accountable to them."

'Nice Touch!'

Tom Waits.

'An alternate theory holds that dinosaurs are extinct because they were overweight.'

"Are you ready to rock within your means so as not to lose sight of what’s really important?"

Home Video

Cheeky Devil and Thief LTD

"We outsourced our joyless TV dinners to a delightful couple from next door."

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

"I'm detecting no heart at all...which explains your dislike of cute puppy videos."

A teacher with a TV for a head reads a book to their students.

'There's nothing wrong with you, but I'd still like to operate on you. There's a sweet motorcycle I'd like to buy, and I need the money.'

'You either need an antihistamine or a heart transplant -- I'll have to check your credit rating to be sure.'

'On one hand, I'm ashamed to sell nothing but cheap crap. On the other hand, I'm glad I make a lot of money doing it, so I don't have to buy cheap crap...'

"Yes, I'm vegan and no longer eat the prey animals but it's still a lot of fun to kill them!"

Now let's see how they like it!

Oil of Frackenstein

In a perfect world, bean counters would only count beans.