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Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

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'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

"Malcolm W. Dunlap, violin repairs. Malcolm, we are so pleased to see you."

Frontispiece to 'A Book of Bargains' by V O'Sullivan- Depicts an Apparition from one of the Stories

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

"I was very relieved. I expected to spend eternity on hold."

"It's time to pull the plug."

Heaven II

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

"Not funny."

'I managed to take it with me but it seems to be useless here."

"And of course it comes with an after lifetime guarantee."

And that guy...HE invented the hamburger!

'The bathroom? It's that cumulonimbus, the third cloud on the right.'