Etf Enthusiast T-Shirts

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'My commodieis ETF has more followers than yours. Is that good or bad.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Friday

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

EU

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

If aliens' first contact is with a dad...

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Catalonian Independence, Spain and the EU

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

"Don't even think about it."

Tsipras and Merkel

Out of Emergency into Doctor's Lounge

The euro debt crisis shown as a sign for disabled access

'Who's your next of kin? When did you last eat or drink? Do you have any allergies? Are you wearing clean underpants?'

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

Merkel's shadow.

Full Serve/Elf Serve

EU in a cul-de-sac?

Now you're going to say, "objection overruled." Objection overruled. What can I say? ESP is a gift from God.

Psychic Research Unit.

French Street.

"T.G.I.F."

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'