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'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

"Houston, we have a problem!"

Champions biting their medals

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

'All right. I'll get forty winks, but not one wink more.'

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

'Stop biting your nails son and get to sleep!'

'Early to bed and early to rise. I like a saying with an escape clause.'

'My commodieis ETF has more followers than yours. Is that good or bad.'

'Welcome to I shell.'

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

"No, no, boy. It's Tuesday. Wednesdays are your nights to sleep on the big bed."

"But I'm not even tir..."

'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'

"It's Valentine's Day, Miss Hanover. May we dot our i's with little hearts?"

"You may have gotten huge saving on our phone service, Johnson, but this isn't AT&T!"

'I'm sure it's a boy. Because every time I touch the TV remote, he kicks me.'

"Son, due to the economy, I have to ask you to contribute more to your college fund."

"And he thought that was his lucky hat."

"It's an invitation to your brother's second wedding and even the stamp has been used again!"

'Give my teacher an apple? Grandma, I can't afford a computer!'

"The following program contains technology terminology. Millennial guidance is advised."

"You two want to order something from the bored adolescents' menu?"

"Can't I stay up for the news just this once? I'm on it."

"After the fourth reading of 'Knuffle Bunny,' Ed went 'old school'... You are getting very, very sleepy... so sleepy..."