Eternal Punisher Gifts

"Dang...this day feels never ending..."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

King Pin

'He never listened to his mother!'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

Damned if you do...

"What can you tell me about the meaning of death?"

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

'Always the usher, never the bride.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'He was competitive to the very end.'

Cemetary memorial shows PIN number never revealed to heirs.

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

"Never stop learning"

"Then it's agreed. Watson, Smith, Teller, and Wilson go to Heaven; Jones, Paducci, and Horner go to Hell; and Fenton and Miller go to arbitration."

A Tenpin Bowling Pin about to be executed by Bowling balls

"What's good here?"

'Al was competitive to the end!'

"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."

"I'm afraid there's really very little I can do."

"Three guesses."

"Is it my imagination, Moira, or has the clock stopped ticking?"

"Ding dong ditch is fun, but it's better to watch their reactions when you pretend to be soliciting."

"Guess what? I'm taking an eternity leave."

"My son's going back. Have you anything for a 78 year old."

"Actually, sir, the rules were chiseled in stone."

'Perpetual Sutdent Syndrome Clinic' Director: R. Chones, BA, MA, PhD, MSW, MBA.

'Too cold at home, too hot here: You can't stop complaining can you?'

Biden's great challenge.