Eternal Patience Trainer Gifts

'The waiting time to speak to a representative is...all eternity.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Fishing.

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

Women

Road work next 15 years.

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

"Get rich slow"

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

'I DID work out today, doc. Sitting all afternoon in your waiting room was a real exercise in frustration!'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"I'm not doing this because I like it. I'm doing this because I love you."

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

office noise

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

'Waiting for...'

"Never stop learning"

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

Three people waiting in a queue.

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'

'Mr. Crawford, the doctor will see you now.'

'I thought he'd never leave!'

'Me retire? Never!!!'

How to put a cat in cat in a box

"He said it could be about 45 minutes, due to the global economic slowdown."

'So much for your secret fishing spot!'

'We use dialup since it gives us more time to meditate.'