Eternal Patience Trainer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the eternal patience trainer? Whether they teach meditation, practice mindfulness, or just have the coolest calm in town, our collection of humorous and thoughtful items celebrates their dedication. From mugs to prints, find something that expresses their zen—or their sense of humor about waiting! These gifts are ideal for anyone who believes patience is a virtue worth practicing—and good fun while doing it.

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'The waiting time to speak to a representative is...all eternity.'

'The waiting time to speak to a representative is...all eternity.' mockup

'The waiting time to speak to a representative is...all eternity.'

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Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do. mockup

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

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"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!" mockup

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

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Fishing.

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'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?' mockup

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

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"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours." mockup

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

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'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.' mockup

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

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"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing." mockup

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

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Women

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Road work next 15 years.

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'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.' mockup

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

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A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration. mockup

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

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'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.) mockup

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

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"Get rich slow"

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Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life... mockup

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

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'I DID work out today, doc. Sitting all afternoon in your waiting room was a real exercise in frustration!'

'I DID work out today, doc. Sitting all afternoon in your waiting room was a real exercise in frustration!' mockup

'I DID work out today, doc. Sitting all afternoon in your waiting room was a real exercise in frustration!'

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"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!" mockup

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

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"I'm not doing this because I like it. I'm doing this because I love you."

"I'm not doing this because I like it. I'm doing this because I love you." mockup

"I'm not doing this because I like it. I'm doing this because I love you."

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"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought." mockup

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

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office noise

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"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever." mockup

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

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"Never stop learning"

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'Waiting for...'

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Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking mockup

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

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Three people waiting in a queue.

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"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years." mockup

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

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'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!' mockup

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'

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'Mr. Crawford, the doctor will see you now.'

'Mr. Crawford, the doctor will see you now.' mockup

'Mr. Crawford, the doctor will see you now.'

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'I thought he'd never leave!'

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'Me retire? Never!!!'

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How to put a cat in cat in a box

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"He said it could be about 45 minutes, due to the global economic slowdown."

"He said it could be about 45 minutes, due to the global economic slowdown." mockup

"He said it could be about 45 minutes, due to the global economic slowdown."

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'So much for your secret fishing spot!' mockup

'So much for your secret fishing spot!'

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'We use dialup since it gives us more time to meditate.'

'We use dialup since it gives us more time to meditate.' mockup

'We use dialup since it gives us more time to meditate.'

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Eternal Patience Trainer Gifts Collection

Eternal Patience Trainer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the virtues and humor of the eternal patience trainer—perfect for starting their day with a smile.

Eternal Patience Trainer Pillows

Discover pillows that add humor and serenity to any room, perfect for the eternal patience trainer in your life.

Eternal Patience Trainer Prints

Decorate with prints that honor patience and humor—beautiful reminders of the tranquil strength within us all.

Eternal Patience Trainer T-Shirts

Find fun and comfy t-shirts that showcase the patience trainer’s calm and witty spirit—ideal for casual wear or meditation class.