Eternal Patience Trainer Pillows

'The waiting time to speak to a representative is...all eternity.'

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Fishing.

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

Women

Road work next 15 years.

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

"Get rich slow"

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

'I DID work out today, doc. Sitting all afternoon in your waiting room was a real exercise in frustration!'

"Don't rush me, I've got to get it right!"

"I'm not doing this because I like it. I'm doing this because I love you."

"He's beginning to find that homeworking is much harder than he thought."

office noise

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

"Never stop learning"

'Waiting for...'

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

Three people waiting in a queue.

"Done already? Wow!" "Yup, a new record. Just under two years."

'He unwound on his vacation and never wound up again!'

'Mr. Crawford, the doctor will see you now.'

'I thought he'd never leave!'

'Me retire? Never!!!'

How to put a cat in cat in a box

"He said it could be about 45 minutes, due to the global economic slowdown."

'So much for your secret fishing spot!'

'We use dialup since it gives us more time to meditate.'