Patience Perfecter Pillows

'Anyone who believes that time is merely an abstract concept, never waited in all day for a delivery...'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

Women

"Please fill out these forms. We don't need them for anything, but you're making me nervous staring at your watch."

'Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.'

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"