Patience Perfecter T-Shirts

'Anyone who believes that time is merely an abstract concept, never waited in all day for a delivery...'

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

Margaret got tired of waiting for her ‘slow-brew' tea.

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"I wish every teacher came with a warning label."

Women

Snail crossing

'Sorry to keep you waiting, sir.'

"Coffee?! After 20 minutes of waiting, I'm FULLY awake without one."