Phone Patience Master Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows that honor their phone patience. Perfect for relaxing at home after a long day of digital waiting, these pillows bring a smile and a reminder of their zen.

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'If you are still on hold, ask yourself 'why'?'

'If you are still on hold, ask yourself 'why'?' mockup

'If you are still on hold, ask yourself 'why'?'

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'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.' mockup

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

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"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?" mockup

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

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A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting. mockup

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

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All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles. mockup

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

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Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do. mockup

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

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"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!" mockup

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

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'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.' mockup

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

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"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen." mockup

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

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"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now." mockup

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

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Test your patience, back in one hour. mockup

Test your patience, back in one hour.

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'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...' mockup

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

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"Try letting the ball come to you." mockup

"Try letting the ball come to you."

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"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?" mockup

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

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Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign. mockup

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

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"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually." mockup

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

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'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!' mockup

'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'

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"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?" mockup

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

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Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age. mockup

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

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Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks. mockup

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

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'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?' mockup

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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Snail crossing

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"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours." mockup

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

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'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.' mockup

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

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Women

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"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!" mockup

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

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'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.' mockup

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

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"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing." mockup

"I think my Harry must be practicing some sort of Tantric fishing. He'll be at it for hours and not catch a thing."

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Road work next 15 years.

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'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.' mockup

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

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A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration. mockup

A knowledge of where the fish are likely to be located can save hours of frustration.

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'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.' mockup

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

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"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have." mockup

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

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'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.) mockup

'I like to spend my train journeys reading fiction.' (He looks at Rail Timetable. Sign says 'Delays expected'.)

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Phone Patience Master Pillows Collection

Phone Patience Master Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the phone patience master. Find humorous and charming designs perfect for their coffee mug collection.

Phone Patience Master Prints

Browse our prints celebrating the phone patience mastery. Brighten their space with humorous art that honors their cool approach to tech challenges.

Phone Patience Master T-Shirts

Check out our tees designed for the phone patience master. Stylish, witty, and comfortable—perfect for showing off their cool-headed approach to tech troubles.