Eternal Athlete Gifts

'Me retire? Never!!!'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Double Bass Jumpers.

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

"It's my extreme sports camera. I thought it would be cool to show my mom what I do at work."

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

Base jumper being filmed about to jump off a building.

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Extreme sports injuries ward.

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

'A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing, Wally.' 'It's a good thing, I'm a know-it-all!'

A angel wearing a helmet poised to throw a football down from heaven.

Football Angel

"I really should have paid attention to everything I learned in Kindergarten."

'I'm going to learn it right this time.'

Say hello to Myrna Dinsdale. Myrna finally had one face-lift too many.

'He was competitive to the very end.'

"Never stop learning"

'You're in Graduate School now. I think it's high time I stopped doing your home work.'

"Nope. No mistake. You’ve been booked... forever."

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"It was a surprise. The college alumni solicitation letters never stop, even here!"

It feels good to be first...

'Al was competitive to the end!'