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Cryogenic Cookery

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

We called this meeting to decide your torture, Mr. Jones. Then we realized we could kill two birds with one stone by making this meeting eternal.

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

'Are you ready for dessert?'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

Molecular gastronomy.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

These scramble eggs are a tad crunchy. Did you leave the shells on again, Darling?

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

Cafe Philosophique

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

Endangered Entrees

I'll have the endless breadsticks. By the way, where do I sleep? MENU.

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free

"Can the chef prepare it in some way no one has ever prepared anything before?"

Fitting punishment from the devil.

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

"What's good here?"

'Today is the first day of the rest of your life.'

"Muffy has gone to a whole new level of analyzing her food before turning her nose up at it."

'So, your place, or my mother's.'

"Deep down I'm really shallow."

"That's what happens when you combine lo carb with lo fat fat diets."

"Our deluxe meal kit delivery service is only $20 more per month, and he'll even do the dishes."

Hello Spell

"Randy, you're older than I am. Have you thought of maybe settling down and having kids?"

Convenience food: '...these days you can get your vegetables this way.'

One smart cookie