Eternal Caddy Pillows

'He lived and died for golf.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Golf with a difference

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Ladies' Game

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

Turd golf...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

You've got Don Bradman's average while playing Tiger Wood's game.

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

'I like to stay connected 247.'

King goes golfing.

Golf

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

My other cart is a shopping cart.

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

"Duh!"

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)