Divine Caddy Pillows

'Sudden death?'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Golf with a difference

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'He lived and died for golf.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Ladies' Game

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Turd golf...

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

Give Way To Cyclists

King goes golfing.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

You've got Don Bradman's average while playing Tiger Wood's game.

Golf

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."