Divine Caddy Gifts

'Sudden death?'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golf with a difference

'He lived and died for golf.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Where's my horse?'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Cat's golfing with a ball of yarn.

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Ladies' Game

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

Turd golf...

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

Give Way To Cyclists

Golf

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

You've got Don Bradman's average while playing Tiger Wood's game.