Eternal Caddy Gifts

'He lived and died for golf.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golf with a difference

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Where's my horse?'

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Ladies' Game

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Turd golf...

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

You've got Don Bradman's average while playing Tiger Wood's game.

'I like to stay connected 247.'

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

Golf

'Oh, it's about what I expected...I'm on hold for eternity to some tech rep in India.'

"Duh!"

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"It's the only way she'll let me play."