Cosmic Caddy Gifts

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

"We only got six days of funding."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Golf with a difference

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'He lived and died for golf.'

'Where's my horse?'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Ladies' Game

Turd golf...

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Astronaut Selfie.

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"It seems that we've landed in the camping area of a national park and the ranger is here to collect camping fees."

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

You've got Don Bradman's average while playing Tiger Wood's game.

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor