Cosmic Caddy Pillows

'I crashed my sportscar on the way to a Golf match.'

"We only got six days of funding."

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Golf with a difference

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Where's my horse?'

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Ladies' Game

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

Astronaut Selfie.

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"It seems that we've landed in the camping area of a national park and the ranger is here to collect camping fees."

'Do I take it that you will not be requiring my services on the back nine?'

Turd golf...

Warren knew the importance of getting down as low as possible to sight his putts.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

A close understanding between player and caddy is essential.

You've got Don Bradman's average while playing Tiger Wood's game.

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

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