Estimator Gifts

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

Corbin The Esitmator

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Fear/Knowledge

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'A cheeky red?'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'Do you have any catsup?'

Fast food. Even faster food

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"You owe me five bucks."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).