Espionage Foodie Gifts

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"...I should have seen it coming...The busboys, the waiters, the dishwashers, the maitre d', all stealing shrimp, caviar, lobster, but ah, the strawberries, that's where I had them?"

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

GM Crops Genie.

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Horse meat scandal.

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

CSI Fridays

"Do you have anything with FOOD in it?"

"To prevent any complaints like "when will our ordered food be served" guests can now follow the work in the kitchen on TV."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

Joe's Bar and Grill and Focus Group.

Rat Hair: Peanut Butter Ingredient.

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

'Police. We have reason to believe you've been hacking into your neighbor's computers and stealing their recipes.'

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'