Error Warning Warriors Gifts

'You have got a computer worm!'

Nervous Oral Testing

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Privacy - Surveillance

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

Doctors often have to reassure the worried well.

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

Contagious Diseases.

Concern Chart

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Genius Bar

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

Alarm clock.

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

Your appliance maintenance agreement just expired. I'm here for your appliance...'

And this computer comes with a three year warranty, but of course it'll be obsolete in 6 months.

A New New World Order

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'And this is Mr Proctor, he manages the hospitals whistleblowing support team.'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

One last question before i take the job.

Snare in the inbox.

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

FIFA scandal

'I could pop the hood to take a look, but that would break the manufacturer's seal and void your warranty.'

Monsanto