Error Warning Warriors Pillows

'You have got a computer worm!'

Nervous Oral Testing

Privacy - Surveillance

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

Doctors often have to reassure the worried well.

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"Unfortunately, our user-friendly toaster is warranty-unfriendly!"

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

Contagious Diseases.

Genius Bar

Concern Chart

Alarm clock.

'Maybe we can rob Peter AND Paul.'

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

And this computer comes with a three year warranty, but of course it'll be obsolete in 6 months.

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'And this is Mr Proctor, he manages the hospitals whistleblowing support team.'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

One last question before i take the job.

'I could pop the hood to take a look, but that would break the manufacturer's seal and void your warranty.'

Snare in the inbox.

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

FIFA scandal

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."