Warning Enthusiast Pillows

Road ends.

National Everything Awareness Day

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

Geekasaurus.

"It's called being preemptive."

'What went particularly well?'

Mr Punch's Design for A Statue to Miss Nightingale

"We're baitfish - we'll always be endangered."

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"The Chilcot inquiry? No, this is the inquiry into what happened to the Chilcot inquiry."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

No Action Comics

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

'You had me at 'warning'.'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

The Scream at the movie theater.

'Inventions gone bad! Nuclear sparklers.'

"This is a much better war then the war to end all wars."

The True Reason of War. A Little Frontier Incident in Alsace, July 1914.

'Caution! Quick sand in this area.'

'Those are my best tights, don't you dare ladder them !'

'You have got a computer worm!'

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I'm worried that I might be dead."

'Hi Hun.'