Content Warning Enthusiast Pillows

"The following program is intended for mature viewers. So, Ed, you should leave the room now."

National Everything Awareness Day

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'

Geekasaurus.

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

No Action Comics

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

Giant bird.

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

Books: Meet the Content Provider

Caution: Do not try and make sense of our medical warnings whilst operating heavy machinery.

"I see there's a photo of you riding a goat in the nude drinking from a beer can attached to your hat. For future reference, employers now check social media."

"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"

Warning to kids

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

Road ends.

"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."

Internet Filth

"You've read the book, seen the film, played the game - why not read the book again?"

"You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances."

"You might wanna lay off the Generics."

'You have a rare ailment.'

"Oh go on! Give him some pocket money."

'Ethel always insisted on seeing I.D. before opening the door to strangers'

"Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna."

'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'