"The following program is intended for mature viewers. So, Ed, you should leave the room now."
Content Warning Enthusiast Gifts
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National Everything Awareness Day
Creativity 2.0
"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"
'If content is king, why doesn't anybody want to pay for it.'
"Don't be an idiot, Larry."
Brighter days are ahead. I love it when I hear that in both news and weather segments of the program.
Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.
Geekasaurus.
On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?
"According to our eye tracking studies,either nobody is looking at the content on our site, or all the participants have lazy eye."
Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.
No Action Comics
'Our firewall barely protects our content.'
"Did you accidentally put the DVD of 'Taxi Driver' in her 'Wheels on the Bus' case?"
Social Media Strategy Session. The more friends and family people see on our site, the personal information they'll post. Familiarity breeds content!
'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'
Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"
Giant bird.
Caution: Do not try and make sense of our medical warnings whilst operating heavy machinery.
Books: Meet the Content Provider
"I see there's a photo of you riding a goat in the nude drinking from a beer can attached to your hat. For future reference, employers now check social media."
"The Safety Word is 'Owwwwwwwwwww!'"
Warning to kids
Tiptoeing around voltometers.
"You've read the book, seen the film, played the game - why not read the book again?"
"You should all get along beautifully. Fred handles toxic wastes, Doris works at a nuclear reactor, and Walter just isn't taking any chances."
"You might wanna lay off the Generics."
Internet Filth
Road ends.
"Spoiler alert! It's just Captain Bob's Savor Fish Shreds again."
'You have a rare ailment.'
"Oh go on! Give him some pocket money."
"Whatever you do, do not go in the sauna."
'Charlie? He wouldn't say boo to a goose!'
Content Warning Enthusiast Gifts Collection
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