Adult Content Pillows

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Abra-Viagra."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

'Dirty, lesbian, whore, bitch, gang bangs turned out to be Finding Nemo!'

Adult Magician

Santa left a six pack and cookies.

"For a living? I make pornographic films. Your daughter didn't tell you?"

Ghost Porn

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

Good old-fashioned sex shop.

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

Uniporn

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

The Legacy of 50 Shades of Grey: 'Stay calm madam we will have you out of there in no time.'

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

Me at 22 vs. me at 29

Age 15 vs Age 35

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

Out of Ardor.

"The adult diapers I understand, but the adult binky..."

Snow White and the Seven Pimps.

Couple at it !

Caution: This cartoon drama contains nudity and adult language.

"Gimme that! You must've gotten one of the adult eggs!"

"No, Charles, the pleasure fairy is recharging her batteries tonight."

'I always imagined Heaven would be like this!'

Christmas wish

Paper Beats Rock

Do Not Touch