Adult Entertainment Pillows

"Abra-Viagra."

Ghost Porn

Nude nude nude...You came into this world that way ??" You're going out that way. "Too much information."

Couple at it !

'Saturday we have cartoons.'

Good old-fashioned sex shop.

Mix up at movie appreciation night.

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

Adult Magician

"For a living? I make pornographic films. Your daughter didn't tell you?"

Santa left a six pack and cookies.

'Dirty, lesbian, whore, bitch, gang bangs turned out to be Finding Nemo!'

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

Uniporn

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

'Is the organ grinder about?'

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

"The adult diapers I understand, but the adult binky..."

Out of Ardor.

'I always imagined Heaven would be like this!'

"No, Charles, the pleasure fairy is recharging her batteries tonight."

Caution: This cartoon drama contains nudity and adult language.

"Gimme that! You must've gotten one of the adult eggs!"

Britney was one of those OCD strippers.