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"Abra-Viagra."

Ghost Porn

Nude nude nude...You came into this world that way ??" You're going out that way. "Too much information."

Couple at it !

'Saturday we have cartoons.'

Good old-fashioned sex shop.

Mix up at movie appreciation night.

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

'It's better to drink a little too much than much too little!'

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

'Is the organ grinder about?'

Uniporn

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

"The adult diapers I understand, but the adult binky..."

Out of Ardor.

Caution: This cartoon drama contains nudity and adult language.

"No, Charles, the pleasure fairy is recharging her batteries tonight."

"Gimme that! You must've gotten one of the adult eggs!"

'I always imagined Heaven would be like this!'

Farting/ No Farting.

Britney was one of those OCD strippers.

Snow White and the Seven Pimps.

'Roger, when I said we should experiment with a few toys in the bedroom....'

'. . . Kylie is 5' 6". Her turn-ons include romantic dinners and shopping. She's a size. . .'