Adult Content T-Shirts

Adult Books and Movies: "Friction, or Non-Friction?"

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Abra-Viagra."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

Ghost Porn

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

Good old-fashioned sex shop.

Uniporn

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

Me at 22 vs. me at 29

"...good night lube, good night lair, good night noises everywhere."

Age 15 vs Age 35

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

Out of Ardor.

"The adult diapers I understand, but the adult binky..."

Caution: This cartoon drama contains nudity and adult language.

"Gimme that! You must've gotten one of the adult eggs!"

"No, Charles, the pleasure fairy is recharging her batteries tonight."

Snow White and the Seven Pimps.

'I always imagined Heaven would be like this!'

Couple at it !

'. . . Kylie is 5' 6". Her turn-ons include romantic dinners and shopping. She's a size. . .'

Christmas wish

"I look after her tax affairs for �1,000 - she wanted �2,000 but that's all I could afford."