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Caution: This cartoon drama contains nudity and adult language.

WARNING: Contains Adult Themes

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

Three kids in a trench coat, twenty years later.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'Where Are They Now?'

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"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"Abra-Viagra."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

"Awake and doing great"

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

How to injury yourself as an adult

Secrets of Adulthood.

"I know it hurts, Henry, but sooner of later everybody has to condo the home he grew up in."

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

S&M Lovers, "Not tonight dear... I haven't got a headache."

Ghost Porn

Adult Magician

"I'm sorry guys – I guess at our age Truth or Dare is a little too fraught."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"Life is full of transitions...like from student loan to credit card debt."

Uniporn

Adult attention deficit disorders (A.A.D.D.)

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."