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"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

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Al, you need to get over your childish desire for a pony. It's not childish, doctor. I only started wanting one last week.

"The good news is that he went on a course and got in touch with his 'inner child'."

'Acme toys' 'In case of fire, water pistol'

"Sorry about the expletive."

Adult behaving like a child

"Two buckets and spades, please...er, better make that three!"

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Mixed Doubles.

"Where the wild things were."

Holding hands

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

Advanced footsie

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

You are simply the Greatest