Playful Adult Prints

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"The good news is that he went on a course and got in touch with his 'inner child'."

'Acme toys' 'In case of fire, water pistol'

"Sorry about the expletive."

Adult behaving like a child

"Two buckets and spades, please...er, better make that three!"

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Mixed Doubles.

"Where the wild things were."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Holding hands

'You may now kick the bride.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Advanced footsie

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

You are simply the Greatest

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'