Playful Grown-up Prints

'Generally we don't provide separate wake up calls for little teddy bears.'

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

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'You may now kick the bride.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

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'Shuck me.'

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm giving my baby a bottle.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"When we grow up we can eat snacks BEFORE dinner and call them hors d'oeuvres!"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

Cupid

Just a little heads up!

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"In this office we work hard and we play hard, Timpkins"

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

"Dear, your father and I were thinking that maybe it's time you got a place of your own."

Attorney-at-play